Johnny needs backup that all memes should only be used with attribution to the original author. Andrew needs backup that taking pride in your generation's accomplishments is dumb. Enjoy!

Andrew needs backup that waiting in a long line for gas isn't worth whatever you're saving. Johnny needs backup that the Got Jesus campaign is a lazy ripoff of Got Milk and any Got whatever campaign should be banned. Enjoy! 

Johnny needs backup that if someone opens the door for you twice in successive fashion that only one thank you is required. Andrew needs backup that stay-at-home mom influencers are by definition not stay-at-home moms. Enjoy!

Johnny needs backup on it being socially acceptable to buy a cake for individual consumption. Andrew needs backup that Portland has taken it too far with the pollinator gardens and has created emboldened bees. Enjoy! 

Johnny needs backup that parents shouldn't force there little kids to wear "funny" T-shirts. Andrew needs backup that if the bathroom requires a code to get in, it should be cleaner than the average public bathroom. Enjoy!