Andrew needs backup that people who try to give you perspective when you're going through a hard time aren't as helpful as they think they are. Johnny needs backup that sports movies are better than sports themselves. Enjoy! 

Andrew needs backup that streamers don't need to tease that they've got old movies they just acquired the rights to "coming soon". Johnny needs backup that it's ok to lock your bedroom door to keep your kids out of your room at night. Enjoy!&nb...

Johnny needs backup that airlines should ask for your height and weight in order to seat the plane equitably. Andrew needs backup that if you ask for a prescription for a Covid vaccine they should just give it to you. 

Johnny needs backup that all memes should only be used with attribution to the original author. Andrew needs backup that taking pride in your generation's accomplishments is dumb. Enjoy!

Andrew needs backup that waiting in a long line for gas isn't worth whatever you're saving. Johnny needs backup that the Got Jesus campaign is a lazy ripoff of Got Milk and any Got whatever campaign should be banned. Enjoy! 

Johnny needs backup that if someone opens the door for you twice in successive fashion that only one thank you is required. Andrew needs backup that stay-at-home mom influencers are by definition not stay-at-home moms. Enjoy!

Johnny needs backup on it being socially acceptable to buy a cake for individual consumption. Andrew needs backup that Portland has taken it too far with the pollinator gardens and has created emboldened bees. Enjoy! 

Johnny needs backup that parents shouldn't force there little kids to wear "funny" T-shirts. Andrew needs backup that if the bathroom requires a code to get in, it should be cleaner than the average public bathroom. Enjoy!

Johnny needs backup that the public deserves to know the details in all celebrity deaths. Andrew needs backup because Heidi forgot which date was his birthday and had the audacity to ask him. Subscribe to the Patreon!!!

Johnny needs backup that no one should get to brag about running a half-marathon. Andrew needs backup that if you're going to dedicate a bench to someone on a hike make sure you do it at the top of the the hill. Enjoy!

We discuss a Cavalry power move used in the wild by a loyal listener! Then Andrew needs backup on companies awarding rewards points for basic decency. Johnny needs backup that when women moon someone it's not really a prank. Enjoy! 

It's episode 272 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that money does in fact buy happiness. Andrew needs backup that you can't bring McDonalds into the airport lounge. Enjoy!

Johnny needs backup that waiters shouldn't sit down at the table with you when they're taking your order. Andrew needs backup that only married years count towards an anniversary, and you can't keep counting if your spouse died. Enjoy! 

Johnny gives a wallpaper disaster update and Andrew's gonna try and install a new dishwasher top rack. Johnny needs backup wondering why no matter what he eats his poops are always roughly the same. Andrew needs backup that we should eliminate ...

Johnny needs backup that concerts should start on time. Andrew needs backup that constellations are a scam. Johnny gives an appliance update which includes a repairman blowdrying his refrigerator and Andrew learns the difference between Brian a...

On episode 268 of The Cavalry Andrew needs backup that people who say they're not into politics need to pick a side. Johnny needs backup that you shouldn't be allowed to save seats. 

Andrew needs backup that gum sucks. Johnny needs backup that claw machines should be illegal. They talk about Father's Day plans and just how Andy Dufrane got that hiding spot in the Bible for his rock hammer cut so perfectly. Enjoy! 

Johnny needs backup that all children's birthday parties should be drop off! Andrew needs backup that fish and chips are overrated. Enjoy! 

It's episode 265 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that if you've ever changed your mind on Trump, in either direction, then you have no soul. Johnny needs backup that comedy competitions should go extinct. Enjoy! 

It's episode 264 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that if Chick-fil-a is going to be at the airport, they have to be open on Sundays. Johnny needs backup that to comment on Youtube videos you must have posted at least one Youtube video. Enjo...

It's episode 263 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we should embrace the positives of everyone getting dumber. Johnny needs backup that the ads for bidets are a misrepresentation. Enjoy! 

It's episode 262 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you shouldn't be able to delete direct messages. Johnny needs backup that when you get pulled over, they should let you know whether or not you're getting the ticket before they leave to...

It's Episode 161 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that there should be a federal minimum on offers airlines make to you to reschedule your ticket. Johnny needs backup that wallpaper sucks. Enjoy! 

It's Episode 260 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that you shouldn't have to freeze your credit, the default should be frozen. Johnny needs backup that if a insurance company decides not to pay out your policy, they should have to give back ...

It's epsisode 259 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that we should get rid of any forced pleasantries from fast food or convenience store employees. Andrew needs backup that joggers shouldn't jog in the street. Enjoy!