The Cavalry
Episodes
315 episodes
"Yarrrr Matey"
Andrew needs backup that we should ban all prediction markets. Johnny needs backup that it's fine to not have a bed frame or box spring actually. Enjoy!
"No Consent! No Consent!"
Andrew needs backup that it's ok to make the middle and aisle seat get up when you have to use the bathroom. Johnny needs backup that we should eliminate voice mail. Enjoy!
"That's Not 311"
Andrew makes a giant music error right off the top! Football season can't come back quick enough. Then Andrew needs backup that flight attendants shouldn't sell credit cards if the flight has been delayed. Johnny needs backup that we know too m...
"My Daughter Could Be Pissing In That Bush"
Andrew needs backup that the iPads with the trivia games and advertisements hanging in the back of headrests in Ubers should be banned. Johnny needs backup that celebrities shouldn't use nicknames when talking about other celebrities.
"Here's Your Silverware Back"
Johnny needs backup that limited series television should just be movies. Andrew needs backup that 20 percent is the standard tip in perpetuity.
"Whatever I Ate Gets A Bad Wrap"
Andrew needs backup that we don't need our kids flying to play youth sports. Johnny needs backup that there should be frequent flier miles for driving. Enjoy!
"Just Stick A Penny In There"
Andrew needs backup that mechanics have a shady reputation because they're trying to hard to prove they're not shady. Johnny needs backup that he's not gonna borrow a snow blower from his neighbors. Enjoy!
"I Didn't Know You Were Leashed"
Andrew needs backup that it's dumb to check the weather back home when you're on vacation. Johnny needs backup that it's obvious Christmas is the best holiday.
"The Back Bottom Part"
We ask if Johnny will ever be able to cancel his Shinesty subscription... Then Johnny needs backup that it's not a symptom of having many siblings growing up, he just enjoys eating fast. Andrew needs backup that restaurants with a view are alwa...
"OK I'm Ready To Go Where Are My Beers I'm Taking?"
Johnny needs backup that you should be able to take home beverages you bring to a party that don't get consumed. Andrew needs backup that everyone should vote on what the state of the union actually is before the President gives the State of th...
"Doggie's At Target"
Andrew needs backup that your Dominos account doesn't need more security than pharmacies. Johnny needs backup that it shouldn't be legal to buy old cop cars and drive them around.
"They Just Kept Popping Up!"
Johnny needs backup that people who claim they aren't spoiling a show or movie, but just want to tell you their opinion about it, are still spoiling the show or movie. Andrew needs backup that picky eaters after the age of four can no longer el...
"You're Dying At The Same Part Every Time"
Johnny needs backup that social media sites should let you pay to reset your algorithm. Andrew needs backup that you don't need to put the disclaimers that the world is awful before your promotional posts. Enjoy!
Episode 300!
It's the 300th episode of The Cavalry! So many great memories to share. But who has time because we need backup! Andrew needs backup that a TV show can't have more seasons than years it's been on the air. Johnny needs backup that turtlenecks su...
"Little Protein Packs"
Johnny needs backup that it's not a selling point to have underwear that has a separate compartment for your balls. Andrew needs backup that electronic banking shouldn't take holidays off. Enjoy!
"T#$s and Video Game Controllers"
Johnny needs backup that highway signs advertising fast food places actually have to have the fast food places exist somewhere near the exit. Andrew needs backup that the spikes on some semi-truck hubcaps shouldn't be legal.
"Driver Might Be Tired"
Andrew needs backup that Christmas Eve service needs to start at 6pm or earlier and be under 45 minutes. Johnny needs backup that he doesn't need anyone to send thank you cards. Enjoy!
"You're Comparing Us To Bernie Sanders?!?"
Johnny needs backup that all divisions and the conferences should be eliminated in the NFL. Andrew needs backup that it's unseemly to keep up with technology after a certain age. Happy New Year!
"I Had Diah-Burger King"
Johnny needs backup that December birthdays are actually an advantage. Andrew needs backup that Costco should sell health insurance. Enjoy!
"I'm Fine... It's Just Jack And Coke"
Andrew needs backup that the NBA needs a height limit. Johnny needs backup that ruffled chips are better than flat chips. Merry Christmas!
"They Probably Did Their Homework"
Andrew needs backup that the new TSA basket system isn't faster. Johnny needs backup that there should be fact checking during bio-pics so you know what really happened.
"Five Seconds Of ACDC"
Andrew needs backup that if as a business if you don't accept cash you can't then charge to take credit cards. Johnny needs backup that you don't have to tip at an all inclusive resort.
The Cavalry Live from West Bend!
It's our first live episode! Enjoy as we try to backup the Wisconsin crowd as they submitted their topics before the show. If you're looking for more traditional Cavalry content, make sure you're subscribed to the Patreon for our extended post-...