Andrew needs backup that it's dumb to check the weather back home when you're on vacation. Johnny needs backup that it's obvious Christmas is the best holiday. 

We ask if Johnny will ever be able to cancel his Shinesty subscription... Then Johnny needs backup that it's not a symptom of having many siblings growing up, he just enjoys eating fast. Andrew needs backup that restaurants with a view are alwa...

Johnny needs backup that you should be able to take home beverages you bring to a party that don't get consumed. Andrew needs backup that everyone should vote on what the state of the union actually is before the President gives the State of th...

Andrew needs backup that your Dominos account doesn't need more security than pharmacies. Johnny needs backup that it shouldn't be legal to buy old cop cars and drive them around. 

Johnny needs backup that people who claim they aren't spoiling a show or movie, but just want to tell you their opinion about it, are still spoiling the show or movie. Andrew needs backup that picky eaters after the age of four can no longer el...