
The Cavalry
Each week comedians Johnny Beehner and Andrew Sleighter rehash situations where they were outnumbered, voted down or dismissed and look to each other for backup.
Episodes
253 episodes
"One Second Of Joy"
It's episode 251 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup on returning Amazon packages for his wife. Andrew needs backup that ads should quit showing themselves to you once you've bought the product. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-sho...
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Episode 251
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58:06

Brandt Tobler - "I'd Eat Better In Prison"
It's episode 250 of The Cavalry! Previous guest and friend of the show Brandt Tobler pinch hits for Johnny as co-host and needs backup that his plan to never pay taxes is win/win. Johnny magically appears for post-show banter so join the Patreo...
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Episode 250
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55:41

"How Long Until There's Bad Firefighters?"
It's episode 249 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup on the Grammy's being the best awards show. Johnny needs backup that there should be a draft to decide who's the President of the United States. Enjoy!
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Episode 249
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50:42

"I Don't Think A Void Sounds That Bad"
It's episode 248 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that living forever is overrated. Johnny needs backup that minivans have gotten a bad rap. Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!
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Episode 248
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1:06:48

"My Favorite Part of The Mandalorian is his Jetpack"
It's episode 247 of The Cavalry! First Andrew needs backup that all movies in theaters should have an intermission. Then he pivots at the end to Reddit is the only fun social media site left. Johnny needs backup that Chicago drivers are the wor...
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Episode 247
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1:05:51

"Babies and Scientists"
It's episode 246 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that thermometers should just be for babies and scientists. Andrew needs backup that vending machines should be just for soda and candy. Subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter!...
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Episode 246
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47:15

"The Rooftop Solar Installer Comedian"
It's episode 245 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that no one needs a private Instagram page. Johnny needs backup that having your birthday around Christmas isn't actually bad. Remember to join the Patreon for post-show banter!
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Episode 245
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50:14

"Unless They're For Sandwiches"
It's episode 244 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that hotel points should work the same as airline miles where only the person staying there can get the credit. Johnny needs backup that when athletes give away autographed jerseys after game...
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Episode 244
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42:15

"I've Never Heard Of Anyone Wiping Like That"
It's episode 243 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that couches should come put together. Andrew needs backup that all preschools need bidets. Enjoy! Remember to subscribe to the Patreon for post-show banter.
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Episode 243
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59:07

"So One Night..."
It's episode 242 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that you should be able to declare gambling losses on your taxes (turns out it might be that you already can). Andrew needs backup that that "treating the symptom, not the disease" is actuall...
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Episode 242
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38:30

"A Cloud Of Smoke In The Shape Of My Body"
It's episode 241 of The Cavalry! Due to scheduling problems the great Jason Russell pinch-hits for Andrew. Jason needs backup that he likes women who are hairy and have scars. Enjoy!
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Episode 241
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39:07

Awkward.. Depressed… Bitter… A Lot Of Complaining
It's episode 240 of The Cavalry! An update to Johnny's new dog! Then Johnny needs backup that companies have gone too far in warning us about ingesting plastic. Andrew needs backup that if you subscribe to a cable or streaming service it should...
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Episode 240
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1:00:22

"An Origin Story"
It's episode 239 of The Cavalry! The Beehner's get a new dog! Andrew's back on the ship. Johnny needs backup on letting society crumble. Andrew needs backup that only true degenerates know what's going on with slot machines. Remember to subscri...
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Episode 239
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53:15

"Bleep Blorp Bleep Blorp"
It's episode 238 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that the year the movie You've Got Mail came out was the apex of technology being good. Andrew needs backup that emergency vehicles need to either use the siren fully or not at all. Enjoy!&nb...
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Episode 238
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49:29

"That's My Second Favorite Team"
It's episode 237 of The Cavalry! It's a class warfare episode as Andrew needs backup that in exchange for publicly financed stadiums, billionaire sports team owners should have to be filmed for 24-hours following a loss. Johnny needs backup tha...
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Episode 237
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1:05:49

"Each Candidate Gets A Squarespace Page"
It's episode 236 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that political candidates aren't allowed to advertise. Andrew needs backup that rocking chairs aren't relaxing and if anything require the most work of any chair. Enjoy!
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Episode 236
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53:40

"It's Been Over, Pal"
It's episode 235 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we need a new Zulu alphabet. Johnny needs backup on not washing clothes new clothes you just bought before wearing them. Enjoy!
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Episode 235
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50:19

"Nobody's Airplane Made It To The Stage"
It's episode 234 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that friends shouldn't tell friends they love them if they know it's going to make them uncomfortable. Andrew needs backup that if you get more than 50 percent of your screen time from Youtub...
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Episode 234
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45:51

"Just A Beef and Cheddar Croissant and the Cheesy Fries"
It's episode 233 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that Ben and Jerry's should give you the peanut butter cups separate from the ice cream so you can mix them in yourself and they're not frozen. Andrew needs backup that the movie business sho...
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Episode 233
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43:48

"Passenger In C 26 D Is Unhappy"
It's episode 232 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that if you have a guest you should provide a brand new bar of soap. Andrew needs backup that scams should be trying harder. Enjoy!
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Episode 232
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44:45

"Let's Not Plan Anything Interesting"
It's episode 213 of The Cavalry! This week Andrew needs backup that "all you can eat" specials that aren't buffets are a scam. Johnny needs backup that if you expose a food to the world as being unhealthy you must also provide an equally delici...
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Episode 231
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50:27

"Lollapo-losers"
It's episode 230 of The Cavalry! Johnny needs backup that there should be concerts and events where rich people are explicitly excluded. Andrew needs backup that doctors were faking it up until a 100 years ago. Enjoy!
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Episode 230
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56:47

"Is He Just Saying A Book?"
It's episode 229 of The Cavalry! Andrew needs backup that we don't need signs to tell us bees are pollinating. Johnny needs backup that it's ok not to wash your legs in the shower, even though he does. Enjoy!
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Episode 229
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48:51
